April 18, 2014 — 6:46 PM — 163,170 notes

barebackinq:

When you tell a joke and make the whole class laugh

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April 18, 2014 — 10:23 AM — 40,570 notes

bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

April 18, 2014 — 10:23 AM — 491,602 notes

oldrockstars:

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

April 18, 2014 — 10:23 AM — 101,264 notes
geniuscat:

She’s like a black sausage with arms.

geniuscat:

She’s like a black sausage with arms.

April 18, 2014 — 10:23 AM — 246,579 notes

wailordead:

wailordead:

when you peel a sticker off something and it does the thing

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the thing

April 18, 2014 — 10:22 AM — 29,825 notes
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You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.

We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”

I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”

He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.

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—Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals  (x)
April 18, 2014 — 10:21 AM — 30,351 notes

markbellhorn:

vriskaphiliac:

markbellhorn:

what if zac efron went on tour with my chemical romance

what even prompted you to think this up

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April 18, 2014 — 10:19 AM — 31,095 notes

Academy Award winning film, The King’s Speech.

April 18, 2014 — 10:18 AM — 70,893 notes
April 18, 2014 — 10:18 AM — 35,841 notes

cuttlfish:

sheikofthesheikah:

my sister is doing an essay for her finance course about bitcoin and her introduction is basically defining currency and equal payments.

so i told her to add alchemy’s first law of equivalent exchange. she just sent me the essay to look over it and

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she fucking did.

ELRIC, A

April 18, 2014 — 10:18 AM — 10,389 notes
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huntingjaeger:

nudityandnerdery:

2percentmelk:

(Source: http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/21xynj/this_is_daniel_handler_aka_lemony_snicket_trapped/)

That is fantastic life advice.

Lemony Snicket doesn’t give a damn fuck

April 18, 2014 — 10:16 AM — 4,859 notes
teenvogue:

Emma Watson debuted the ultimate alternative prom look last night » 
So tell us, would you swap your gown for a tux?

teenvogue:

Emma Watson debuted the ultimate alternative prom look last night » 

So tell us, would you swap your gown for a tux?

April 18, 2014 — 10:15 AM — 16,888 notes
April 18, 2014 — 10:15 AM — 136,788 notes

dreamsandwhispers:

pug-fugly:

saintemo:

Hey look, a first kiss video with queer people, people of color, and a better body type representation.

Also, they aren’t actors/models! Real people!

THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE OTHER ONE

So much better.